Geography Geography 6 min read

AN UNUSUAL TRAVELLER’S GUIDE

Discover 10 Of The Saddest (But Funniest) Names On Your Map.

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Every city, island, mountain, and lake has an interesting story behind its name. Many of them are called after the person who discovered them. Others, however, were baptized after the mood and mindset of the person who had the honor of naming them.

In 2017, Artist Damien Rudd published Sad Topographies , an illustrated guide that compiles some of the saddest —and funniest— names around the world. Inspired by his book, in this article, we have gathered just a few examples out of an incredible array of somber places in the United States . Read on and we hope that, if you are not in the best mood today, we’ll make you smile.

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Frustration Lake, Alaska

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Have you ever felt upset or annoyed when you were trying unsuccessfully to achieve something? Well, that’s probably what happened to a pilot in the 60s when he couldn’t land on the rough surface of this icy lake in Alaska. Located in the Matanuska-Susitna region, by the Tordrillo Mountains, and adjacent to Triumvirate Glacier this area is difficult to access but frequented nonetheless by mountaineers in search of adventure .

According to Alaska Guide Co, Frustration Lake got its name in 1964 after a plane carrying three alpinists had to look for another climbing spot when they realized that it would be impossible to master the extreme conditions of this wayward body of water . So now you know, if you ever visit The Last Frontier, you might want to visit this faraway lake just to wash away all your frustrations.

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Misery Islands, Massachusetts

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Misery Islands, an 87-acre nature reserve near Salem Harbor in Massachusetts, is full of stories. As early as 1900, a business group built a luxury retreat meant for the Boston and North Shore socialites that included a saltwater swimming pool, a casino, a clubhouse, a tennis court, a lounge, and even a 9-hole golf course! Can you imagine? Unfortunately, the enterprise didn’t last long, and a year later only ruins remained.

Not long after, a summer colony of more than 25 cottages was established on the coasts of Misery Islands, although they were also short-lived. In 1926, a devastating fire destroyed many houses and the owners eventually left. In light of these events, it is not surprising that in the 1620s, shipbuilder Captain Robert Moulton described his time here as "three miserable days". Despite the name they inherited, nowadays Misery Islands are open to the public and are worth a visit if only to appreciate their breathtaking views and the fresh sea air.

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Desperation Drive and Solitude Way, California

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If you are driving to Eldorado National Forest in California and you suddenly start feeling down, don’t panic, perhaps you just got lost and landed on the intersection of Desperation Drive and Solitude Way . Located on Frenchtown, originally a mining camp 37 miles from Sacramento and southeast of Shingle Springs, these two charming winding roads to nowhere are somewhat of a mystery.

We can't be sure why or who gave them those names, but we couldn’t leave them out of this list. Who hasn't felt desperate and alone at some point? And who knows, maybe their remote location and surrounding tall pine trees bring some kind of solace and comfort.

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Failure Canyon, Utah

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Utah is known for its natural beauty, national monuments, world-class ski resorts, and let’s face it, unusual names. Due to its cowboy, Indian, and Mormon heritage the Beehive State is home to places like Mount Timpanogos, Cutthroat Lake, and Eureka City. But perhaps one of the most peculiar ones is Failure Canyon, a valley in the mountainous Summit County.

With an elevation of 7,200 feet, this gorge originates in the southwest section of the Uinta Mountains and drains north into Beaver Creek. Rumor has it that it was named after Beaver Creek Charlie , a Ute Indian who went broke after failing as a prospector during the gold rush.

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Spiteful Geyser, Wyoming

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We’ve heard of vengeful people, but spiteful geysers? Apparently, it’s a thing. Spiteful Geyser, located on Firehole River in Yellowstone National Park, is a crystalline pool with an average temperature of 179.5°F running off down the hillside.

This hot spring possibly formed from a hydrothermal explosion, got its name because when it erupts it spatters water straight at the boardwalk , catching everyone around off guard. However, despite its vindictive reputation, Spiteful Geyser seems to have grown in the last few years: it has not erupted since 1998.

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Cape Disappointment, Washington

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Don't let the name fool you, Cape Disappointment won’t let you down! In fact, it’s one of Washington’s favorite state parks , featuring coastal forests, large beaches, an old fort, breathtaking scenery, and not one but two working lighthouses. Located just by the town of Ilwaco, where the Columbia River meets the Pacific Ocean, this 2,023-acre camping park established in the early 1950s offers its visitors a variety of fun outdoor activities all year round.

So why is it called Cape Disappointment? The area earned its depressing name in 1788 when Captain John Meares failed to cross the river bar . The English navigator and explorer thought that the mouth of the Columbia River was only a bay and was eventually proved wrong. Over the years, the area was renamed a couple of times only to end up being called as one frustrated man intended, more than two centuries ago.

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Lonelyville, New York

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Lonelyville is a small beach community located on Fire Island in Suffolk County, New York. This little town got its nostalgic name from three businessmen and friends from Bay Shore who planted the flag in the area in the early 1900s. An article under the title "Lonelyville-By-The-Bay, Not So Lonely After All", published in a newspaper of the time stated that. one member of the group "racked his fertile brain for a name" and "almost immediately ‘Lonelyville’ suggested itself, and with due eclat, and champagne, the resort was christened and launched upon the sea of fame."

Nowadays, Lonelyville has approximately 80 houses, predominantly summer-only vacation cottages. There are no bars, stores, or cafes, so it’s the ideal place to vacation if you are looking for peace and quiet . Fun fact: one of the most prominent past residents of Lonelyville is writer and director Mel Brooks, who used to own an ocean-front house designed by no other than famed architect Richard Meier.

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Nothing, Arizona

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Can you think of a better name for a ghost town? We certainly can’t! Nothing is an uninhabited town in eastern Mohave County, Arizona that, at its height, had a population of four. The settlement was established in 1977 by Richard "Buddy" Kenworthy, a liquor store owner from Coolidge. A friend suggested that he should call the new land Nothing, "since there ain't nothing out there."

For some time, the site consisted of a small convenience store and a gas station but was abandoned in 2005 when Kenworthy finally moved out. Over the years there were a few attempts to revive the town and even a pizza joint was opened in 2009. Unfortunately, these efforts proved to be unsuccessful and today Nothing is just a stopover for travelers passing through Route 93.

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Despair Island, Rhode Island

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Despair Island is one of the many islands that make up Narragansett Bay in Newport County, Rhode Island. This small 91-acre isle, composed mainly of rocks used by nesting birds, is a bit elusive. At high tide, it is barely visible and has to be marked with a buoy.

It was Puritan minister Roger Williams who gave this group of islands their names in the 17th century. Unfortunately for Despair Island, it got the worst possible one . The others surrounding it were given more uplifting aliases: Hope Island and Prudence Island. In fact, a children's Colonial-period song honored them like this: "Prudence, Patience, Hope, and Despair / And little Hog Island, right over there."

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Disenchantment Bay, Alaska

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It seems to have been a popular fashion among explorers to embody their maritime frustrations in the names they gave to the places they discovered. This inlet right at the head of Yakutat Bay in Alaska, was named "Puerto del Desengaño" —Spanish for "bay of disenchantment"— by Tuscan explorer Alessandro Malaspina in 1792. Similar to what happened to other places listed in this article, Malaspina was disappointed when he discovered that the bay was not the entrance to the legendary Northwest Passage.

Nowadays, Disenchantment Bay is far from an unsatisfying place. It can be visited on a cruise ship or a charter boat to enjoy its spectacular views of the rugged coastline, icy islands, and the breathtakingly beautiful Hubbard Glacier.

Culture Culture 4 min read

Play ball!

From Babe Ruth to Joe DiMaggio, discover these 10 baseball legends!

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There’s a reason baseball is known as ** America’s pastime **—it’s more than just a sport. From its endless excitement to its rich traditions, baseball has shaped American culture for over two centuries. But what makes baseball so special? While we can’t fully answer such a big question in this short article, we’ll do our best by highlighting 10 of the most remarkable players, moments, and fun facts this beloved sport has to offer. So sit back, enjoy, and discover these 10 amazing aspects of baseball. Play ball!

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Babe Ruth

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Who better to start this article than The Sultan of Swat himself? Babe Ruth is the closest thing to baseball royalty, arguably the most famous player in American history. Born George Herman Ruth in 1895, he showcased his talent early on: By 19, he had signed with the Baltimore Orioles but was soon sold to the Red Sox. However, it was after joining the New York Yankees that the Bambino truly made his mark, becoming what many consider the greatest baseball player of all time .

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The Curse of the Bambino

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Remember when we mentioned that the Red Sox sold Babe Ruth to the New York Yankees ? We forgot to highlight a rather infamous detail: For many fans, this transaction sealed the fate of the Boston-based team, subjecting them to an 86-year championship drought known as The Curse of the Bambino . According to believers, the controversial sale doomed the Red Sox , who had won five of the first fifteen World Series before Ruth’s departure. Fortunately, the team finally broke the curse in 2004 by defeating the St. Louis Cardinals.

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Mickey Mantle

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When Mickey Charles Mantle was a child in Spavinaw, Oklahoma, he likely had no idea he would one day earn some of the most colorful nicknames in baseball history , including The Commerce Comet or simply The Mick . Few players have ever lived up to such titles as Mantle did. To this day, he is considered one of the greatest sluggers of all time, winning the American League MVP award three times and earning his place in the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1974.

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Reggie Jackson

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eginald Martinez Jackson, better known as Reggie Jackson —or by his iconic nickname, _Mr. October_—is considered baseball royalty. Not only did he help four of the greatest teams in Major League Baseball secure multiple championships, but he also hit an impressive 563 career home runs over 21 seasons in Major League Baseball. Along the way, he earned 14 All-Star selections and won the American League MVP award in 1973. Today, Jackson serves as a special advisor to the Houston Astros, a team he helped win the 2022 World Series.

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Have it in the bag

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Did you know that one of the most famous American idioms comes from baseball? To have something in the bag means being completely confident in achieving victory or a desired result. Interestingly, this phrase originates from a superstition held by the New York Giants in the 1910s. According to this ritual, if the Giants were leading late in the game, they would carry their equipment bag off the field, believing it would secure their victory.

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Teddy Williams

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Ted Williams’s greatness shouldn’t be recognized only in the world of baseball. Not that his career was anything short of formidable— Teddy Ballgame is still considered one of the greatest hitters of all time and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1966 . However, Williams also holds the honor of being a World War II veteran , bravely serving his country and inspiring thousands of American soldiers deployed overseas.

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Willie Mays

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If you happen to visit Queens , you’ll see that this NYC borough still reveres the name Willie Mays . During the height of his career, Mays could often be found engaged in a friendly game of stickball with neighborhood kids. Beyond his kindness, Mays was also a legendary player, and his famous over-the-shoulder catch during the 1954 World Series is still considered one of the greatest plays of all time.

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Joe DiMaggio

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Joe DiMaggio’s life has been the subject of many documentaries and books , cementing his status as a pop culture icon. Just think of all the songs that reference this legendary player, from Simon & Garfunkel’s "Mrs. Robinson" to Madonna’s "Vogue." In fact, his colorful life often overshadows his baseball prowess—a remarkable feat, considering DiMaggio’s career is one of the most successful in the sport’s history. Joe led the New York Yankees to 10 American League pennants and 9 World Series championships , a record surpassed only by fellow Yankee Yogi Berra.

Speaking of…

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Yogi Berra

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Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra played 18 of his 19 MLB seasons with the New York Yankees , a team that still considers him one of the greatest players to ever wear the pinstripes. Inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1972, Yogi's exceptional skills as a catcher cemented his place in baseball history. But beyond his athletic prowess, he is also remembered for his unique way with words, famously coining phrases like, "It ain't over 'til it's over."

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Hank Aaron

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Known by his nicknames Hammer and Hammerin’ Hank , right fielder Hank Aaron spent his legendary career representing the city of Milwaukee , first with the Milwaukee Braves (before their move to Atlanta) and later with the Milwaukee Brewers. Aaron accomplished what many thought was impossible when he broke Babe Ruth’s career home run record , a title he held for 33 years until 2007.

General General 3 min read

They have rules too

The president can’t buy an iPhone: 10 presidential restrictions

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Being the president of a nation might seem glamorous, and while it comes with a couple of nice benefits, the role is also full of obligations, strict protocols, and surprising restrictions . From accepting luxurious gifts to buying a smartphone or taking a simple walk, here are all the "don’ts" of being a US president!

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Open the windows

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Yes, you read that right. A sitting US president can’t just get up and open the windows of the White House to enjoy a beautiful day. While there’s no law against it, the protocols state that any action that could pose a security risk to the commander-in-chief must be carefully reviewed and approved by the staff.

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Go to the cinema

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Going to the movies is one of life’s simple pleasures. Unfortunately, if you’re the president, it’s not one of your options. While it’s not officially forbidden, crowded and dark spaces like movie theaters represent serious security risks. Luckily, the White House has its own private screening room, so the president and his family can still enjoy movie night at home.

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Attend their children’s events

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You’ll rarely see a president at their kids’ school plays or sporting events. And it’s not because they’re bad parents; it’s because regulations discourage them from attending. With so many people, children, and things happening at the same time, keeping the commander-in-chief safe in those settings is nearly impossible.

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Buy their own tech devices

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When a new iPhone hits the market, many rush to buy it, but presidents can’t make this decision on their own. Any electronic device, like a smartphone or tablet, could be vulnerable to hacking or espionage. So while presidents can use cell phones, theirs must be secure, vetted, and government-approved.

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Block people on social media

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And that isn’t the only restriction on cell phones. Presidents who use their social media accounts for official communications are advised not to block people in their official POTUS account, since doing so could be seen as suppressing free speech. On the other hand, they can block users on personal accounts.

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Go out alone

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The US president can’t just grab the keys and head out for a walk. Sure, strolls around the White House gardens are fine, but stepping beyond the gates is a different story. Anytime the president leaves the White House, even for a quick walk around the block, the Secret Service must secure the area, plan the route, and provide constant protection. Sounds a little overwhelming, right? But when you’re the commander in chief, safety always comes first!

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Drive

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Ever felt the urge to hop in your car and drive somewhere spontaneously? Well, if you’re the President of the United States, that’s off-limits. Security measures strongly recommend that presidents must always travel in a secure vehicle with a driver and a full security detail. In fact, the last president known to drive alone on the open road was Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969).

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Fly on commercial airlines

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Just as security protocols strongly discourage the president from driving alone on open roads, flying on commercial airlines is also off-limits. Imagine being hundreds of feet in the air, locked in with strangers; it could be extremely unsafe when you’re the president of the United States. Implementing proper security measures would be too complicated, and with a large presidential staff, there might not even be enough seats for everyone.

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Accept expensive gifts

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Presidents receive many, many letters and gifts from the public, but not all of them can be accepted. The US Constitution and federal law require presidents to decline overly expensive gifts, whether they come from foreign leaders or everyday citizens, to prevent any appearance of conflict of interest or corruption.

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Discard official mail

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Although it may seem like a harmless, ordinary task, the president can’t just start cleaning out their office or email inbox. All presidential correspondence, physical or digital (even spam!), is considered official government property. It must be processed or archived according to federal records regulations, and discarding anything requires a strict review process.

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