Stranger than truth?
10 famous rock & roll myths, debunked

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Rock & roll has always attracted tall tales. Sometimes a bizarre incident gets exaggerated; sometimes a rumor is repeated until everyone "remembers" it happening. Sometimes the truth is stranger than the legend. From an FBI investigation into an allegedly dirty song to a chicken incident that got wildly out of hand, these 10 stories have been repeated for decades. But did they really happen? Nope.
1
Robert Johnson sold his soul to the Devil

The story seems almost too perfect: an obscure bluesman meets the Devil at a Mississippi crossroads, trades his soul for extraordinary musical ability, and returns as a guitar genius. Robert Johnson’s short, mysterious life made him an ideal subject for such a legend.
There is no historical evidence that Johnson ever claimed to have made such a bargain . The supernatural interpretation grew partly from songs such as "Me and the Devil Blues" and "Hell Hound on My Trail," as well as older traditions involving crossroads and Faustian bargains.
2
The FBI found dirty lyrics in
"Louie Louie"

This myth has some truth to it: the FBI really did investigate a rock song because people thought its lyrics were obscene. The Kingsmen released their famously garbled version of Richard Berry’s "Louie Louie" in 1963. Soon, teenagers began passing around supposedly filthy versions of what singer Jack Ely was mumbling. A complaint eventually reached Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, and federal investigators got involved.
Agents listened to the record and examined claims that its secret lyrics became clearer when the 45-rpm single was played at 33⅓ rpm. After all that effort, the FBI concluded that it could not determine that the alleged obscene words were actually being sung .
3
Gene Simmons had a cow’s tongue grafted to his own

KISS bassist Gene Simmons has one of rock’s most recognizable tongues. It became such a trademark that generations of fans wondered whether nature could really have produced it. One rumor supplied an appropriately outrageous explanation: Simmons supposedly underwent surgery and had part of a cow’s tongue grafted onto his own.
As KISS’s "Demon," he performed in makeup and armor-like costumes, breathed fire, spat theatrical blood, and repeatedly displayed that unusually long tongue. Against that background, the idea of bizarre tongue surgery somehow sounded plausible. The real explanation is considerably simpler: Simmons just has a remarkably long tongue .
4
Mamma Cass choked on a ham sandwich

Few rock myths have been as persistent, or as unfair, as the story surrounding Cass Elliot’s demise. The Mamas & the Papas singer died in London on July 29, 1974, at just 32. A ham sandwich found in her room soon became part of the story , and before long, people were saying she had choked on it.
She hadn’t. The inquest determined that Elliot died from a heart attack, and there was no evidence of food blocking her airway . Her daughter, Owen Elliot-Kugell, later said manager Allan Carr helped spread the sandwich explanation because he feared people would assume Elliot had died from a drug overdose. Instead, the story became an enduring and often cruel joke about the singer.
5
Alice Cooper bit the head off a live chicken

Alice Cooper’s stage shows eventually featured guillotines, fake blood, electric chairs, and plenty of other theatrical horrors. But one notorious act was never part of the show: Cooper did not bite the head off a live chicken.
The real incident happened at the Toronto Rock and Roll Revival in September 1969. A live chicken somehow made its way onto the stage , with Cooper throwing it back to the crowd. By the next day, the story had mutated into Cooper slaughtering the bird himself and even drinking its blood. Frank Zappa called to ask whether the reports were true. When Cooper denied them, Zappa reportedly advised him not to correct the press.
6
KISS means "Knights In Satan’s Service"

The makeup, the fire, Gene Simmons’ Demon persona, and the lightning-bolt logo provided fertile ground for rumors about KISS. One of the longest-lasting claims was that the band’s name secretly stood for "Knights in Satan’s Service."
But that’s not true. KISS isn’t an acronym. The name emerged in 1973 while the newly formed group was searching for something to replace Wicked Lester, the name of Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley’s previous band. Drummer Peter Criss mentioned that he had once played in a group called Lips. Stanley suggested going one step further: KISS . Ace Frehley later designed the famous logo, with its distinctive final two letters resembling lightning bolts.
7
Frank Zappa ate feces onstage

Frank Zappa cultivated an eccentric image. That made audiences willing to believe almost anything about him, including one especially revolting story involving an onstage gross-out competition. Different versions named different opponents, but they generally ended with Zappa supposedly eating feces.
Zappa vehemently denied the story . He once recalled encountering a musician at London’s Speakeasy club who congratulated him on the infamous stunt. When Zappa explained that it had never happened, the man was actually disappointed.
8
Marilyn Manson was Paul from The Wonder Years

According to countless schoolyard conversations, emails, and message-board posts, the nerdy Paul Pfeiffer from the ABC series The Wonder Years grew up to become shock rocker Marilyn Manson. There’s one major problem: Paul was played by Josh Saviano. Marilyn Manson was born Brian Warner. They are entirely different people.
Saviano has said he began hearing the rumor while attending college in the 1990s, just as the Internet was giving old-fashioned gossip a powerful new delivery system. His actual post- Wonder Years career was decidedly less shocking: he studied political science at Yale and later became a lawyer .
9
Jimi Hendrix gave London its wild parakeets

Anyone walking through parts of London today can encounter something unexpected overhead: flocks of brilliant green ring-necked parakeets. An explanation for this phenomenon involves Jimi Hendrix. According to the legend, Hendrix released a pair of parakeets in London in the late 1960s, and today’s population descended from them.
Scientists have investigated the story and found no evidence supporting it . Research published in the Journal of Zoology concluded that Britain’s parakeet population was more consistent with multiple escapes and deliberate releases over time rather than one rock star’s birds.
10
The Grateful Dead got their name from the
Egyptian Book of the Dead

"Grateful Dead" sounds ancient, mystical, and exactly like something Jerry Garcia might have discovered in an obscure volume of esoteric wisdom. That helped produce the persistent story that the band took its name from the Egyptian Book of the Dead .
The actual source was much more familiar: a dictionary . In 1965, the group was still called the Warlocks but needed a new name. During a gathering in Palo Alto, Garcia opened a Funk & Wagnalls dictionary and encountered "grateful dead," an old folklore term involving the spirit of a deceased person rewarding someone who had performed a charitable act for the dead. The band went with it, and the rest is history.

























