Bizarre legal disputes that reached the United States Supreme Court
America's weirdest Supreme Court cases: When justice gets strange

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The Supreme Court typically handles weighty constitutional matters, but sometimes the cases that reach our highest court are just plain bizarre . From flying chickens to psychic predictions, these ten real cases prove that truth is definitely stranger than legal fiction. Let's dive into some of the oddest disputes that actually made it all the way to the Supreme Court.
1
The case of the suicidal chickens (1932)

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In A.L.A. Schechter Poultry Corp. v. United States, a Brooklyn, New York poultry dealer found himself in hot water for selling "unfit chickens" and violating New Deal regulations. The case became known as "the sick chicken case" because Schechter was accused of selling diseased birds that should have been condemned .
The Supreme Court ultimately ruled in favor of the chicken seller, striking down key portions of FDR's National Industrial Recovery Act. The justices decided the federal government had overstepped its authority in regulating local businesses.
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The tomato identity crisis (1893)

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Nix v. Hedden asked the Supreme Court to settle a burning question: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable? This wasn't just philosophical pondering—tariff laws taxed vegetables but not fruits, so there was serious money at stake for New York importers bringing tomatoes into the country.
The Court unanimously decided that tomatoes are vegetables for legal purposes, even though botanically they're fruits.
3
The stripper and the sales tax (1991)

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In Barnes v. Glen Theatre, Inc., the Supreme Court had to decide whether nude dancing qualified as protected expression under the First Amendment . An Indiana law required dancers to wear at least pasties and a G-string, and adult entertainment establishments in South Bend challenged this as censorship.
The Court ruled 5-4 that states could require minimal clothing without violating free speech rights. Chief Justice Rehnquist argued that the law wasn't targeting expression but public nudity itself. The dissenting justices felt this was government overreach into artistic expression, making this one deeply divided decision about very little clothing.
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The prisoner who sued over chunky peanut butter (2011)

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Michigan inmate Robert Procup filed a lawsuit that eventually reached consideration by the Supreme Court, claiming that being served chunky peanut butter instead of smooth violated his rights . He argued this constituted cruel and unusual punishment because he had digestive issues and his religious beliefs required smooth spreads.
The Court declined to hear the case, letting lower court rulings stand that dismissed his claims. While prisoners do have constitutional rights, the justices apparently felt that peanut butter texture preferences didn't rise to that level.
5
The monkey selfie dispute (2018)

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In Naruto v. Slater, a macaque monkey in Indonesia took selfies with a photographer's camera, sparking a bizarre copyright battle that reached federal courts. PETA sued on behalf of the monkey, arguing that Naruto owned the copyright to his own selfies, while California photographer David Slater claimed ownership.
The Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal, letting stand the lower court's ruling that animals cannot own copyrights under U.S. law. The case was eventually settled, but it raised fascinating questions about who owns creative works when the "creator" isn't human.
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The psychic and the IRS (1986)

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In United States v. Zolin, the case involved a psychic in California who claimed the Church of Scientology had tampered with evidence. But the real weird twist was that it raised questions about attorney-client privilege when the communication involved potential criminal activity —in this case, schemes discussed during what were supposedly confidential legal meetings.
The Court established the "crime-fraud exception" to attorney-client privilege, ruling that lawyers can't help clients plan crimes and then hide behind confidentiality.
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The case of the stubborn mule (1842)

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Swift v. Tyson didn't actually involve a mule, but it dealt with commercial disputes in New York that were about as exciting as watching one stand still. A man bought some land using a promissory note, but the land deal turned out to be fraudulent, and he didn't want to pay.
The Supreme Court created the "Swift doctrine," which allowed federal courts to ignore state court decisions in certain commercial cases. This ruling stood for almost 100 years before being overturned .
8
The singing telegram drama (1988)

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Hustler Magazine v. Falwell stemmed from a parody ad suggesting Virginia televangelist Jerry Falwell's "first time" was with his mother in an outhouse . Falwell sued for emotional distress, arguing the fake interview was defamatory and intentionally hurtful, seeking millions in damages.
The Court ruled 8-0 that parody and satire about public figures are protected speech, even when offensive and outrageous. Chief Justice Rehnquist wrote that public figures can't recover damages for emotional distress without proving actual malice.
9
The hotel that discriminated against dogs (1964)

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In Heart of Atlanta Motel v. United States, a Georgia motel owner challenged the Civil Rights Act, claiming the government couldn't force him to rent rooms to Black customers. While the racial discrimination was a serious issue, the owner's backup argument was truly bizarre: he claimed interstate commerce laws didn't apply because his guests' dogs didn't cross state lines .
The Supreme Court unanimously upheld the Civil Rights Act, rejecting all the motel's arguments, including the dog defense. This landmark case confirmed that businesses serving interstate travelers couldn't discriminate, regardless of where anyone's pets came from.
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The battle over raisins (2015)

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Horne v. Department of Agriculture involved California raisin farmers who refused to surrender part of their crop to a government "raisin reserve" designed to stabilize prices . The farmers argued this was an unconstitutional taking of private property without just compensation, turning dried grapes into a constitutional matter.
The Court ruled 8-1 in favor of the raisin farmers, saying the government can't just seize personal property without paying for it, even if the goal is market stabilization. This case about wrinkled grapes actually reinforced important Fifth Amendment protections. Sometimes defending your raisins means defending everyone's property rights.


























