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1. Goetta (Cincinnati, Ohio)

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Goetta is a mixture of ground meat, steel-cut oats, and spices that Cincinnati has been frying up since German immigrants brought the recipe over in the 19th century. It's pronounced "get-uh," and locals are passionate enough about it to hold an annual Goettafest.

The oats give it a texture that's simultaneously crispy and tender when pan-fried, creating something that's part sausage patty, part savory oatcake. Cincinnatians slice it thick and serve it alongside eggs, or get creative with goetta burgers and sandwiches.

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2. Pasties (Michigan's Upper Peninsula)

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The Upper Peninsula of Michigan is practically its own country, and its national dish is the pasty— a handheld meat pie that Cornish miners brought to the copper mines in the 1800s . These aren't dainty; they're hefty D-shaped pockets of pastry stuffed with beef, potatoes, rutabaga, and onions that could double as hand warmers in a blizzard.

The genius of the pasty was its portability and built-in plate. Today, you'll find pasty shops scattered across the U.P., each claiming the most authentic recipe.

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3. Frito Pie (New Mexico)

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This isn't plated food— it's literally served in a torn-open bag of Fritos corn chips, topped with red or green chile, cheese, and onions . You eat it with a plastic fork while standing at a high school football game or state fair.

The dish embodies New Mexico's chile-obsessed culture, where "red or green?" is practically the state motto. The Fritos get soggy in all the right ways, absorbing the spicy chile while maintaining just enough crunch to remind you they're there.

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4. Scrapple (Mid-Atlantic, especially Pennsylvania)

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Scrapple is what happens when Pennsylvania Dutch settlers decided that absolutely nothing from a pig should go to waste. It's a loaf made from pork scraps, cornmeal, and spices, then sliced and fried until crispy .

The texture is distinctive—crispy on the outside, soft and almost pâté-like inside. Philadelphians and Delawareans grow up eating it alongside eggs, though the rest of the country largely treats it with deep suspicion.

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5. Burgoo (Kentucky)

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Kentucky's contribution to the stew hall of fame is burgoo, a thick, slow-cooked concoction that traditionally contained whatever meat was available—sometimes mutton, sometimes squirrel. Today's versions stick to more conventional proteins like chicken, pork, and beef, mixed with every vegetable imaginable in a tomato-based broth.

Burgoo is serious social food, cooked in enormous quantities for church gatherings, Derby parties, and political rallies. The cooking process takes hours, sometimes overnight, until everything breaks down into a thick, hearty mixture that's more texture than individual ingredients.

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6. Chicken Bog (South Carolina)

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It's a one-pot dish of chicken, rice, sausage, and spices cooked together until the rice absorbs all the flavorful liquid . The "bog" refers to the thick, creamy consistency, though no actual wetlands are harmed in the making.

This dish turns up at family reunions, church suppers, and fundraisers throughout the Pee Dee region of South Carolina. It's essentially a drier, heartier cousin of chicken and rice, with smoked sausage adding a smoky punch.

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7. Tavern Sandwich (Iowa)

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Iowa's tavern sandwich is what happens when a sloppy joe goes to finishing school. It's seasoned ground beef served on a bun, but unlike a sloppy joe, there's no tomato-based sauce . Just perfectly spiced, slightly steamed ground beef piled high and falling apart in the most dignified way possible.

The sandwich gained fame through the Maid-Rite restaurant chain, founded in Iowa in 1926. The meat is cooked with a secret blend of seasonings and stays loose rather than being formed into a patty.

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8. Boiled Peanuts (The Deep South)

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These soggy legumes are sold from roadside stands in the Carolinas, Georgia, Alabama, and beyond, often out of slow cookers perched on card tables. They're warm, salty, and utterly unlike any peanut you've eaten at a ballgame .

The texture shocks first-timers—soft and almost bean-like rather than crunchy. You pop open the shell, squeeze the peanuts into your mouth, and toss the hull. Cajun-spiced versions add heat to the mix.

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9. Runza (Nebraska)

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Nebraska's state snack is the runza, a rectangular pocket of yeast dough stuffed with seasoned ground beef, cabbage, and onions . German-Russian immigrants brought this handheld meal to the Great Plains, where it became so beloved that an entire fast-food chain bears its name.

The beauty of the runza is its portability and balanced flavors. The sweet, slightly tangy cabbage cuts through the savory beef, all wrapped in soft, golden bread. Nebraskans eat them at football games, after school, and whenever they need portable comfort.

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10. Slug Burger (Mississippi)

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Mississippi's slug burger has nothing to do with garden pests and everything to do with Depression-era ingenuity. When meat was expensive, cooks in Corinth stretched ground beef by mixing it with flour, potato flakes, or even cornmeal before forming patties and deep-frying them .

Today, this crispy, slightly bready burger remains a regional treasure, especially during the annual Slugburger Festival. The extenders give it a unique texture—crunchier outside, denser inside than a regular burger. It's served on white bread or a bun with mustard, pickles, and onions.

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Marx Bros

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We’ll start strong with the family of actors considered by many to be the most groundbreaking comedians of their generation: the five Marx Brothers. They truly took the world by storm, leaving an unforgettable mark that forever changed Hollywood.

Throughout a career that lasted over 40 years, the Marx Brothers starred in 14 films, five of which were included in the American Film Institute's list of the greatest 100 comedies of all time. While it is indeed a gargantuan task to select the best moments from this remarkable career, we feel inclined to select 1933’s Duck Soup and 1935's A Night at the Opera as our top picks.

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Abbot and Costello

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In the very likely event that you’ve ever played a game of baseball, we can almost guarantee that someone jokingly asked you, "Who’s on first?" in a marked Jersey accent. After all, any American born after the 1950s knows this legendary Abbott & Costello routine, which is considered by many to be one of the finest pieces of comedy ever conceived.

This iconic duo met in New York City in 1935. After Bud Abbott’s comedy partner fell ill before a performance at the Eltinge Burlesque Theater, Lou Costello substituted for him, marking their first unforgettable performance. Many believe the duo’s groundbreaking chemistry was already present in that very first show. Over the course of their nearly 20-year career, Abbott & Costello produced several hilarious routines, including "Niagara Falls," "The Piano Bit," and, of course, "Who’s on First?"

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Jerry Seinfeld

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Years before he starred in his groundbreaking Show About Nothing , Jerry Seinfeld was a scrawny and hilarious comedian making appearances on talk shows like The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and Late Night with David Letterman . While this young comedian’s talent was evident, little did anyone know that Jerry Seinfeld would soon become the world’s most famous comedian.

The TV show Seinfeld ran for 9 seasons between 1988 and 1998, winning a myriad of accolades and awards in the process. Part of the charm was that Jerry’s off-screen persona seemed like a carbon copy of his character: he was witty, sarcastic, and hysterically funny. After Seinfeld concluded, Jerry went on to produce several successful comedy specials, as well as the Emmy-nominated show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee .

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Johnny Carson

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While Johnny Carson was not the first host of The Tonight Show , he is definitively considered a pioneer in late-night TV history. This groundbreaking comedian hosted the iconic talk show for 30 years, earning the well-deserved title of "King of Late-Night Television" in the process.

It’s difficult to describe how immense Carson’s influence was, not only on the history of talk shows but also in American culture in general. It only takes someone mimicking a swing of a golf club for anyone to realize they are paying tribute to this legendary comedian. Johnny received numerous awards during his lifetime, including six Primetime Emmys and the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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Conan O’Brien

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Conan O’Brien is truly a blue-collar comedian. Now, by no means are we trying to convey that other comedians didn’t work hard to get where they are; we are simply pointing out that Conan’s comedy resume dates back to his early twenties when he started writing for groundbreaking shows like Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons .

In 1993, Conan debuted as a late-night host with Late Night with Conan O'Brien . What followed was a 28-year career filled with hilarity and creativity, which only ended after Conan announced he would be retiring and taking a well-deserved break from performing. However, he still continues to host a hilarious series of podcasts called Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend .

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Jackie Gleason

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If you happen to visit New York City (or if you are a New Yorker yourself), take a stroll to Port Authority Bus Terminal, and you’ll come across an eight-foot-tall bronze statue of a cheerful and lively bus driver. If you take a closer look, you’ll notice that this is not a homage to any real-life bus driver. In fact, the man depicted in the statue is none other than the legendary comedian Jackie Gleason , portraying Ralph Kramden, his iconic character from The Honeymooners .

First broadcast in 1955, The Honeymooners was a groundbreaking sitcom that depicted the life of bus driver Ralph Kramden and his wife Alice. This show served as the inspiration for countless other sitcoms, including America’s favorite prehistoric family, The Flintstones .

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Robin Williams

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Robin Williams’ legacy expands throughout several generations: People in the ‘70s adored him in Mork and Mindy , he inspired many ‘80s moviegoers with his films Good Morning Vietnam and Dead Poets’ Society , and he filled the childhoods of millions of ‘90s kids as the wisecracking genie from Aladdin .

What’s perhaps most astounding about Williams’ acting is the remarkable range he displayed. The fact that his performances in drama could move us to tears doesn’t diminish the effectiveness of his comedy chops. Not only that, but hundreds report that off-screen, Williams was an incredibly kindhearted and warm person, always ready to go the extra mile to make someone smile.

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Chris Rock

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Don’t let the title of his Emmy-nominated TV show fool you: Not everybody hates Chris Rock . In fact, we are willing to go even further and state that, despite being known for his crude and sarcastic style, he is still one of America’s most beloved comedians.

Chris Rock's first jump to prominence came when he joined the main cast of Saturday Night Live in 1990. After that, he went on to perform in several stand-up specials and provided hilarious comic relief in films such as Lethal Weapon 4 , The Longest Yard, and Death at a Funeral .

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Steve Martin

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In 1967, thousands of American families tuned in to watch another episode of the extremely popular game show The Dating Game . While that particular installment came and went without a second thought, it marked legendary comedian Steve Martin ’s first appearance on national television. Little did anyone know that it wouldn’t be by any means his last.

It was only a few years after that appearance on The Dating Game that Martin took the world by storm. By the mid-1970s, he was already showcasing his hilarious routines on shows like The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson , The Muppets, and Saturday Night Live . Today, at 79 years old, Martin continues to be as hysterical as ever, starring in the acclaimed show Only Murders in the Building .

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Charlie Chaplin

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While it is true that Charlie Chaplin was English, it would feel wrong not to include such a Hollywood legend in this list. In that regard, we have reserved the last spot for someone who many consider to be the best comedian of all time. Chaplin’s career goes as far back as the early days of cinema, first appearing as his iconic "Tramp" character in the 1914 film Kid Auto Races at Venice .

What’s perhaps most remarkable about Chaplin’s legacy is not only his hilarious and groundbreaking skits but also his unique ability to both inspire and entertain his audience. We’ll close this article by remembering what is probably his most famous line of dialogue (and that’s saying something for a mostly silent actor): the final speech in his 1940 film The Great Dictator .

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It happens every 10 years

The U.S. Census is required by Article 1, Section 2 of the Constitution and takes place every decade, ending in "0," such as 2000, 2010, and 2020 . The first census was conducted in 1790 under President George Washington.

This fixed schedule ensures consistency. Population changes over time, so a regular count allows the government to fairly adjust representation and resources based on where people actually live.

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It counts everyone living in the U.S.

The census aims to count every person residing in the country, not just citizens. This includes legal residents, undocumented immigrants, and people without permanent housing .

The key concept is "usual residence," meaning where a person lives most of the time. This approach provides a realistic snapshot of the population and ensures communities are represented accurately.

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It determines seats in the House of Representatives

Census results are used to divide the 435 seats in the U.S. House of Representatives among the 50 states , a process known as apportionment.

States can gain or lose seats depending on population shifts. For example, after the 2020 census, Texas gained two seats, while states like California and New York lost one each due to slower growth.

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It influences federal funding

Census data guide the distribution of hundreds of billions of dollars in federal funding each year, with estimates ranging from $675 billion to $1.5 trillion.

Programs for highways, hospitals, schools, and housing depend on population figures . Areas with higher populations typically receive more funding, making an accurate count financially important for communities.

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Households receive census invitations

Every household in the United States receives an official census invitation , usually by mail. In 2020, more than 140 million housing units were included.

This system replaced earlier door-to-door counting methods. Using a national address database helps ensure broad coverage and makes it easier for people to respond on their own.

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It can be completed online, by mail, or by phone

The modern census offers multiple ways to respond. In 2020, people could complete it online, by mailing back a paper form, or by phone .

Adding online responses marked a major shift. It reduced costs, improved convenience, and reflected how Americans increasingly move towards digital communication.

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Census workers follow up in person

If households do not respond, trained census workers, called enumerators, visit homes in person to collect the information.

This step is essential because the census must count everyone, not just those who respond voluntarily . It helps reach people in rural areas, dense cities, and communities with lower response rates.

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It asks basic demographic questions

The census form is intentionally short. In 202, it included about 10 questions covering age, sex, race, household relationships, and housing status.

The goal is to keep it simple. Shorter forms increase participation while still collecting the key data needed for representation, funding, decisions, and planning.

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Responses are legally confidential

Federal law strictly protects census responses. Under Title 13 of the U.S. Code, personal data cannot be shared with law enforcement, immigration authorities, or other agencies .

Only anonymous, combined statistics are released. Census workers face severe penalties, including fines and prison, for revealing personal information.

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Missing the census is technically against the law

Responding to the census is legally required. Federal law allows fines for refusing to answer or providing false information .

In practice, penalties are rarely enforced. The rule exists mainly to emphasize how important it is for everyone to be counted accurately.

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The data helps draw voting districts

After the census determines how many representatives each state receives, the data is used to redraw congressional and state legislative districts .

This process, called redistricting, ensures districts reflect current population patterns. It supports the principle of equal representation, often described as "one person, one vote."

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Results are released over time

Census results are published in stages. Basic population counts come first, allowing Congress to complete apportionment.

More detailed demographic data follows months later. This gradual release ensures accuracy while protecting privacy , sometimes using advanced techniques like statistical noise to safeguard identities.